After spring break I knew it was time to lay off the smoke,
since I would probably have a urine test coming up within a
month or so, and sure enough, I was offered a fantastic
position doing fun work. Much to my surprise I was not up for
a urine, but a hair test. Oh shit. Quick, hit up the web and
find out about these hair tests. 90 days? Oh, I'm screwed. So
I surfed the web for a while and came across
passyourdrugtest.com. Talking to a live operator took the fear
that this was a total scam out of my mind, especially since I
didn't know anyone who had ever had to take a hair test. (BTW,
hair tests only cost ~$50 these days.. more and more companies
are starting to adopt them). Anyway, I received the package
and followed the directions and rushed off to the testing
site. I then proceeded to grow an ulcer in my stomach over a
period of several days waiting for the results.
And, against the companies press releases, against my own
misgivings, my friends misgivings, (they set up a betting pool
on my odds, it was 4:1
against) the 4oz shampoo worked.
I paid off the cost of the shampoo within the first 2 hours on
my first day.
I won that bet thanks to you guys.